Adventures in Corporate Speek: Beef Taco Recipe
Creating a homemade meal that maximizes both efficiency and flavor is pivotal to achieving a positive user experience. Additionally, we believe that any such flavor exploration must strive for universal taste-harmony among a diverse group of potential opinion influencers.
To best produce a successful gastric occurrence, please review our succinct list of actionable items to aid in the creation of a proven consumer choice – Ground Beef Tacos.
Actionable Item #1: Investment
Investment in the following items will create the best environment for prolonged nutriment success:
- One pound of 80/20 lean ground beef
- One package of Taco Seasoning, use your best discretion when selecting your desired seasoning. We believe a Tex-Mex variety will resonate most within your target audience
- One package of pre-shredded lettuce. Please note: Pre-shredded lettuce allows you to save valuable time in the Production phase.
- One package containing 12 eight-inch flour tortillas.
- One package of pre-shredded lettuce. Please note: Same as lettuce, pre-shredded cheese saves time in the production phase. Additionally, if available, we recommend you opt for a “Mexican Blend” variety of cheese to increase the perceived authenticity of your Ground Beef Tacos.
- One jar of Taco sauce, try to avoid any sort of “hot” salsas to ensure the heat level maintains an acceptable palate-consensus.
Actionable Item #2: Pantry Procurement
In order to best produce the most effective result, you will need the following flavor-maximizing equipment:
- One medium-to-large skillet. Please note: We recommend usage of a skillet in conjunction with Teflon to maximize efficiency in the Cleansing phase.
- One stovetop. Please note: gas and electric produce similar results.
- One standard home microwave. Please note: The use of a microwave will greatly reduce cook time and allow a greater portion of time to be allotted to the Enjoyment phase.
Actionable Item #3: Production
Proper protein production leads to a greater ROI as well as numerous opportunities for memorable post-digestion conversational cues
- Heat skillet with medium-high heat, utilize a cook-safe lubricant to minimize the risk of meat-adherence
- Brown 80/20 lean ground beef to ensure maximum flavor and to reduce potential health hazards.
- Eliminate the threat of heart disease associated with grease accumulation by draining the excess liquefied fat from skillet. Please note: To minimize risk to household (i.e. pipe congestion), we recommend that drained grease be placed in a vacated coffee tin.
- Add Taco Seasoning and one cup of water, reduce to low heat and bring to simmer. This will ensure the intensity of the flavor molecules properly bonds with the taste-receptors of the 80/20 lean ground beef
- Simmer meat for 15 minutes
- As meat simmers, proactively engage meal-mates in preparing the other taste-components (pre-shredded cheese, pre-shredded lettuce, Taco Sauce, flour tortilla shells). Active engagement creates energized supper stakeholders who draw greater satisfaction from increased involvement.
- Drain excess grease and water from cooked 80/20 lean ground beef. Please see above note for proper drainage/storage protocol.
- Warm flour tortillas in standard microwave. We recommend a formula of 10 seconds for every one tortilla. This heat-ratio will generate optimum ingredient containment.
- Integrate cooked and seasoned 80/20 lean ground beef, pre-shredded cheese, pre-shredded lettuce, Taco Sauce and flour tortilla shells to a proportion that promotes ideal Savor Synergy.
Actionable Item #3: Enjoyment
Active mastication of properly prepared nourishment nodes will activate pleasure receptors and create an ideal smiling environment.
- During active food enjoyment, consider the following humorous discussion zones:
- Funny things my co-workers said…
- Mom did what?
- Crazy Grandpa anecdotes…
- Look at the dog…
- You and your friends…
- This is what I thought when we first met…
- Hey, can you name this movie quote?
- Have you seen _______ try to play sports?
Actionable Item #4: Cleansing
Thorough sanitation techniques will protect the enjoyment engagement from effects of food borne illness and other problem producers.
- Pre-wash and rinse dishes. Please note: It’s during the pre-wash section that we recommend you include in your decision calculus the usage of a garbage disposal and the potential need for increased scrubbing efficacy created with steel wool.
- Load dishes into dishwasher and set on normal wash cycle.
In conclusion, by utilizing the actionable items presented here today, we believe you can create a truly unique dining experience while minimizing time and material waste.
I support this taco recipe (even though you left out the vital sour cream AND did not suggest entertainment ideas for those who have to eat dinner alone because they are really awesome, but that is neither here nor there), but now I’m wondering something else. You “recommend that drained grease be placed in a vacated coffee tin” to prevent household pipe congestion.
You mean to tell me that you’re supposed to dump that stuff? This concept confuses me. Where I grew up, the mothers of my friends used the Tin Can contents over and OVER again. Dump a little into that gravy, dump a little to fry that chicken. Dump the leftovers back in for later use. I never fathomed that the coffee tin was to be used as a vessel for disposal. Never. I suddenly see the world in a different way, and also wonder how I survived my childhood in the Ozarks without some type of severe food poisoning.
Note: my family did NOT engage in anything grease/tin can related. My Mom made me eat whole wheat pasta and quinoa. Therapy has helped me learn to forgive my mother, but we’ll never be the same.
WOW. “Active mastication of properly prepared nourishment nodes will activate pleasure receptors and create an ideal smiling environment.” Too funny. I also liked your recommendation of lubricant to avoid “meat-adherence.” Well done.
And Lindsay…you focus on the freaking coffee tin part of that masterpiece? Not cool.