Comments on: Pink Eye: Worlds Best Excuse http://thesurlybird.com/arguments/pink-eye-worlds-best-excuse/ Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:20:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Rose http://thesurlybird.com/arguments/pink-eye-worlds-best-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-348 Rose Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:49:08 +0000 http://thesurlybirds.com/?p=1010#comment-348 Been there. Done that. It works great. My other go to excuse: Lower GI Issues (aka Diarrhea). NO one wants to hear about it. You don't need to sound sick over the phone. You can blame it on some "bad food" you ate at a "[insert a foerign restaurant here] restaurant" the previous night. No one wants to hear about diarrhea. And it only has the last 24 hours. Been there. Done that. It works great. My other go to excuse: Lower GI Issues (aka Diarrhea). NO one wants to hear about it. You don’t need to sound sick over the phone. You can blame it on some “bad food” you ate at a “[insert a foerign restaurant here] restaurant” the previous night. No one wants to hear about diarrhea. And it only has the last 24 hours.

]]> By: bast http://thesurlybird.com/arguments/pink-eye-worlds-best-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-347 bast Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:51:38 +0000 http://thesurlybirds.com/?p=1010#comment-347 i once pulled the pinkeye excuse in college to get out of work for a pool party, and my f'ing boss called me out on it! luckily, one of my roommates had these medicated rx eyedrops that i brought in the next day. showed him. i once pulled the pinkeye excuse in college to get out of work for a pool party, and my f’ing boss called me out on it! luckily, one of my roommates had these medicated rx eyedrops that i brought in the next day. showed him.

]]> By: anonymous http://thesurlybird.com/arguments/pink-eye-worlds-best-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-346 anonymous Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:46:29 +0000 http://thesurlybirds.com/?p=1010#comment-346 I'm pretty sure pink eye comes from eye contact with feces, or feces related material. So, don't wipe your butt with your hand and then wipe your eyes. Or like in "Knocked Up", don't let someone fart on your pillow and then sleep on it. If you have roommates, I'd lock your bedroom door I’m pretty sure pink eye comes from eye contact with feces, or feces related material. So, don’t wipe your butt with your hand and then wipe your eyes. Or like in “Knocked Up”, don’t let someone fart on your pillow and then sleep on it. If you have roommates, I’d lock your bedroom door

]]> By: Insert_Clever_Name http://thesurlybird.com/arguments/pink-eye-worlds-best-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-345 Insert_Clever_Name Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:07:55 +0000 http://thesurlybirds.com/?p=1010#comment-345 Here are my top 3 (Admittedly, none of them are as genius as Pink Eye): Anal leakage Jury duty Stab wound Here are my top 3 (Admittedly, none of them are as genius as Pink Eye):

Anal leakage
Jury duty
Stab wound

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