Going to an Apple Orchard Makes for a Great Date
Right off the bat, I have to admit, I love apple orchards. I could spend all day picking apples. Putting them into cheap barrels or baskets. Eating them. Drinking their precious cider. But I also happen to think that if you’re a young couple (young as in the span of the relationship, not each of your relative ages) then there’s nothing better than putting on some overalls and flannel and heading to your local orchard.
Here’s what I propose. You both get up early and meet for some breakfast at a Cracker Barrel – this is convenient because while there, you can both buy straw cowboy hats and maybe a corkstring gun or some other stupid toy. Then, you head out to the orchard ‘round 10. You pick apples. Eat cobbler and pie. Take a hay ride. Maybe even pick out a pumpkin you can carve at a later date. Then, later that night, you go to the local drinkery and get all drunk on hard cider.
It’s the perfect date.
Guys, what do you think? Agree? Disagree? Already flipping through the yellow pages to find the closest orchard? Believe me, I understand. And ladies, I’d really appreciate some feedback on this one. I have a hard time you wouldn’t enjoy this ideal day.
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Sounds like a perfect day!
I might steal this idea
Sounds stupid. I would smash an apple in your face.