Funniest thing ever to say ever: What Are You Smoking?
“Man, are you smoking crack or something?” HAHAHAHHAHAHA. This is probably the single funniest comeback ever uttered by mankind. Literally, it’s so funny that every person uses it at least once in their life. It’s so awesome that teachers use it and AUTOMATICALLY seem cool to their kids.
“WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING!!!” Says the Middle Manager to his hourly employee.
“Sorry, I must be smoking crack again!” Says the forgetful employee for who forgot to fill his/her timesheets out.
“Oh man. Look at Terry! He’s got a wacky tie on! He must be smoking crack or something!”
HAHAHAHA
Seriously? How is this funny? How do people think this is an awesome thing to say? You know what? If he was smoking crack, he’d be a fucking mess. He’d probably try to steal some shit from your desk or break into you car – just so he could buy more crack.
I don’t think we should blame creativity or forgetfulness on smoking something. I think if your coworker came in with a real dead look in his eyes and beat the shit out of you and took your shoes – then he’s probably smoking crack. Or if you come in and he’s naked under his desk scratching his skin off – that’s probably crack too.
But somehow this has become the middle class joke of choice. I bet a priest could say this joke referring to losing his place in the sermon and the whole congregation would laugh so hard they’d barf.
If this is something you say, stop it. It’s not funny. It’s never been funny.
I mean. I don’t know how to act when someone tells me this:
“Oh Man! What are you smoking?”
“Smoking? Nothing… why, are my eyes red or something? I… I don’t understand what’s wrong”
“No… that thing you just said, that was crazy, what were you smoking last night to make you think to say that??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“What? Nothing. I don’t smoke.”
“Yeah right, you’re on crack”
“No… I’m not…”
It’s a horrible joke. I’d rather talk about how “this winter is the coldest I can remember” than have some empty back-and-forth trying to be funny/cool/with-it.
So. In conclusion. The title of this story was sarcastic. It’s not the funniest thing ever to say ever.
Are you serious with this blog post? No offense, but what were you guys smoking when you wrote this?
I’m not wearing pants.
Now THAT’S funny.
I must be smoking something besides crack.