An Open Letter To The Guy Who Made Me Wait Forever So He Could Get A Kinda Close Parking Spot
Hey dick, move. God dammit. Get out of the way. Seriously? You’re gonna wait 10 minutes for this spot? This spot? Come on man. I’m trying to get somewhere. At least move over so I can go around in a dramatic and aggressive move. Fine. We’re just gonna wait here? Good. You son of a bitch.
Jesus! What is that person doing in the car? How long does it take to pull out? It’s seriously been like 5 minutes. Are they on a call? Are they dicking around with the GPS or something? Get in. Start the car. Back out. There’s like 7 cars waiting.
I mean. Honestly. This spot isn’t even that good. Its right in the middle. It’s nothing special. Nothing worth waiting over. Just move along and park farther back. Walk. Wow. That’s an idea. Walk an extra ten feet. It’ll be good for you.
OH MY GOD.
JUST GO!!
Ok. Fuck it. I’m gonna wait here. Thanks you assfuck. God dammit. This is so frustrating. You could have been parked and inside already! This is unbelievable! Maybe if I inch just a bit… no. Dammit.
Finally! Yes. Ok. Wait a second, you’re telling me there was another open spot like 3 cars down? I had to wait that long because you couldn’t go the extra few spots? Man. I hope I run into you inside. I’m not gonna say anything, but you’ll get a glare. That’s the truth.
Ok. Parked.
that was you waiting? oh. sorry. next time, i’ll just take even longer.
Man, funk that.