That’s it. We’re convinced. And we have no doubt you will be too after watching the video we’ve included after the fold. There’s just no arguing with all the insight offered by America’s finest. Palin in 2012.
Why I Hate the Ocean, Pt. 3
Oh. We’re back. We have more disgusting oceanic creatures that completely justify our hatred of the ocean. That enormous, horrible cesspool.
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Garmin: Making The Holidays Awesome
With Thanksgiving this Thursday, it’s officially about to be Holiday Season (notice the initial caps, to show just how big of a deal it is). And sure. With the food and presents and family and lights and all that other bullcrap, holidays are ok. But what really MAKES the season are the Garmin holiday commercials.
Trouble Comes in Threes
Readers of the blog, this has been a truly awful week. Horrible week. Why? Well, this week has led to the confluence of three things in the media that if we hear any more about we might disconnect the cable and Internet and go all Thoreau-y – Sara Palin’s Biography, Twilight and Zack Grienke getting Cy Young.
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Worst Favorites
As I sit here and think about it, I can’t imagine a single person out there claims “Shallow Hal” as their favorite movie of all time.
No Explanation Needed
You’re all familiar with Glenn Beck, right? The calm, cool-headed moderate from Fox News who’s done nothing but further the staunch fact-finding and integrity-at-all-costs reputation of the Cable News giant. Well, in honor of the way he’s taken political commentary to a new level of intellectual debate, here’s a little tribute to this wonderful talk show host that we all think you should watch…
Shout Out to the Cell Phone
Do I think cell phones are incredible? No. Do I think less of the people who carry them around like a fifth limb? Yes. Do I think even less of the people who wait in long lines outside of AT&T stores to get iPhones? Yes. And do I think even less of the imitation iPhones every other network carries? Yes. But, as this weekend pointed out, there’s one thing about having a cell phone that has certainly made my life easier…