For some time now, I’ve contended that lemonade is the best juice there is. Its refreshing, its summery, its visually appealing and it goes with everything. But time and time again I come up against the same argument, “Lemonade is not a juice.”
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Lemonade: Worlds Best Juice
Ten Sports Things That Need To Go
On the day after the All-Star game, it’s important to remember one thing: no one cares at all about the outcome. Unless you’re the fan of the Yankees, BoSox, Dodgers or Cubs (just because you care about everything good or bad), last night’s outcome won’t matter in any way, shape or form. I guess if you’re a Rays fan and have another 100 years to wait, the all-star game will matter. I mean, the players don’t even care. So let’s look bigger picture. Let’s look at the 10 things in the sports world that just have to go:
An Empathy Problem
So, recently I’ve noticed something that I do that’s a little odd. It goes against every instinct of my curmudgeonly nature, but I am extremely empathetic towards machines.
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Time To Go Home
At some point in each of our lives, our closest friends will end up living in a different city than the one you live in. It’s inevitable. And when the day comes where you’re sick of talking on the phone about how awesome your town of choice is, the joint decision is made to fly your close friend in for the weekend to stay with you. Big mistake. I know, it’s exciting at first and you’re counting down the days. But trust me, by Sunday, it will be the biggest mistake of your life.
Friday Quick Hitters
First full week back for a lot of us, and we know you’re excited for the weekend to get rolling. So we won’t keep you waiting. Here are some thoughts to take with you over the little break…
More Wade Robson, Please
What I don’t understand is why my favorite show on television doesn’t have Wade Robson on to choreograph at least once a week. The guy is clearly better than his contemporaries, with only Mia Michaels even competiting with him for consistency’s sake. For those of you who watched last night’s show, you know what I mean. However, as I watched the final couple own his number last night, the realization hit me…
Snakes: Toughest Names in Nature
A few weeks ago we brought it up – but it bears further discussion. The only reason snakes are so terrifying is that they all have incredibly badass names.
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Just Use A Guy’s Razor
All right, ladies. I’ve spent quite a while hoping the answer would just fall into my lap, hoping I’d see a commercial illustrating its many benefits – at least to justify its use. But no. I’ve seen and heard nothing that would lead me to believe a girl’s razor is better than a guy’s. And after visiting a friend this weekend, only to discover she shaves with Gillette’s Mach 3 razor, I was sold. There is no reason for women to continue with their own razors. No reason at all.
The Take-It-Easy Night
This last holiday weekend I accidentally became victim to a weird phenomena – the night where you plan on “taking it easy” but then, mysteriously, get out of control and make a mess of yourself.
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“Meeting Up with some Co-workers”
There is one thing that always seems to ruin a night. You’re out with your friends, having a good time. Drinking beers, tomcatting and whatnot – then it happens. Your buddy gets a call from a coworker. “Yeah, come on over here” he says. Dammit.
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